No Way!

King Duncan was found dead at the Macbeth house early this morning. Sources tell us that his own guards have been convicted of the murder. His sons have fled the country, therefore making Macbeth our new King.

(Dagger used to murder King)>>>>

Don't worry, all of us here at The National Enquirer find this story kind of out there too. We decided to send a reporter into the field to see if there was any evidence that it wasn't the guards. Low and behold, it wasn't them! In fact, it was our precious new King-to-be Macbeth! Yes, Macbeth has framed the guards to make it look like he was the hero, when really he is our villan.

It appears that Macbeth was told by unreliable sources that he would be King. He took this as a message to do something about it. So, instead of waiting his turn, which we all know wouldn't have ever came around, he murdered the King and posed as the hero.

Now, we must search for our missing Kings and have them return home at once. We are in dire need of a King so that we are not running around here like chickens wit our heads chopped off. Let's hope they come home soon.

<<<<(Scene of the crime)